mynameisnipple:

can i log out of life

dildotho:

one time when I was 13 I wrote wtf on a Facebook status and my dad had a talk with me about being appropriate on the Internet

alyssaties:

Pearl ✧˖ ° inked+digital 

full image

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

shout out to minimum wage workers have to work on labor day so folks with cushy desk jobs can have the day off.

leo-arcana:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employeesimage definitely image do notimage get paidimage enoughimage forimage this image shitimage they are sick of your nonsenseimage

the last guy wasn’t even phased omg

animepresident:

the sims is a game i can play for like 3 days and then i don’t want to touch it for several months

hotwhiteguy:

hotwhiteguy:

i lost my number, can you give me yours

no no no not your phone number your credit card number

kelpls:

some shoes 

❝Fuck you, I still liked it❞

— Me, after someone listed all the things that were wrong with a movie  (via enchantedpetrichor)

moonsilhouettes:

S01E01 - “It’s the third time!”

"We did a screen test and so, they brought in cameras, and then there were four Jims and four Pams, and we got mix-and-matched. Every time I was matched with John, it was so easy and it just was so natural. On the second day, of auditions he leaned over to me and he said, ‘You’re my favorite Pam.’ And I said, ‘You’re my favorite Jim! Oh my gosh! I hope we both get it!’ So, when they called me and said that I got the role, I said, ‘Who’s Jim? Please say John Krasinski.’ They said, ‘Yes, it’s John Krasinski.’ And I knew. I started to cry and I knew that the two of us together… I couldn’t be Pam without him. He’s my Jim. He just is."

Jenna Fischer

weedjoke420:

she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face